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Sticky Fingers

How do you tell someone that the person you are so madly in love with is a thief? Alright let me be polite and use my Sunday school lessons and say “how do you tell someone that the person they love has sticky fingers”. I really don’t know how you can tell someone that tho especially if they are four five seconds away from marrying that person.

Ever since Uncle P introduced us to his new found love we have been missing things left right and center. I don’t mean my cinnamon roll that magically disappeared when I went to the gate but I mean money, shoes and chargers. I can forgive a cinnamon bun but honestly how does money disappear. Do we have Cassper the unfriendly ghost in our house?

She came to visit for three days and miraculously we started missing stuff like what just happened. Nobody said anything because he is a man in love. Do we hide our possessions? Get a nanny cam? Or do we love her with her transgressions? . Hit me up with your thoughts belowβ˜•

FYI: she mistakenly wore the shoes she ‘mistakenly’ took for hers

Thank you to the girl that had tea with me and let me tell her story.

 

12 thoughts on “Sticky Fingers

  1. It’s reminds me of a β€œfriend” I had that stole my new camera and then brought it out on the same night to take photos in the club back in the day!!!
    And here’s me like β€œI got a camera exactly like that today for my bday, lemme see yours”
    I’m going through the pictures and seeing my bday photos on there.
    Then she responds β€œ oh yeah this is yours I brought it for the night out!!”
    What foolishness is that?

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