God friended me

It began on a boring October afternoon. I was slouched on an uncomfortable chair that I definitely need to get rid off,cradling my coffee with both hands, slumped over, and my right eye half open like the Hunchback of Notre Dame. Ugh, I exclaimed like a tired version of myself while I half -listened to…

My Happily Never After (Kinda!)

” If an alien ship was to land on our planet and completely take over this beautiful planet, would you notice if I was gone?” “Yes! We will be stuck together, riding shotgun on an alien ship” my ride-or-die said. I was thirteen when I asked my ‘ride and die’  that question *so embarrassed* and…

Could Vinegar Be Bae?

Am I the only one that calls on vinegar when push comes to shove? Can I see some hands *LOL*  Vinegar is that teacher that humbles you and makes you instantly fall in love with them when they start dishing out facts you didn’t know *sigh*. Vinegar is that always on the dial when it…

Just another rant …..

You should really meet *her* he said. You basically love the same things and you will be obsessed with each other in no time he said.  I had no reason to doubt him, after all, I was the speak no evil, hear no evil kinda person but dayum I was taken for a ride. The…

I’m Just Not That Into You (Kinda!)

“It’s not you it’s me” I know you hate this phrase .I hate it even more. Mostly, because it’s a lie we use when we want the next person to feel better -even when there was zero chemistry .Sorry,but if I am not calling you or drooling over your naked body and choosing you over…

Let’s talk about that kiss

My cousin Chipochashe (not her real name -she might read my blog ) came over the other night and, she was a little late to the family gathering. We aren’t used to having the Londoner in town not that we don’t like her but we don’t really know her except for the IG pics she…

Confessions of an Unfit Afro Queen

I’m starting to get the hang of working out religiously. No one is more shocked than I am. I have always been a lifelong advocate of as-long-as-I-am-not-ill-I-am-healthy, I-am-too-skinny-to-workout and nothing beats binge-watching TV with popcorn, chips, biscuits, and chocolate. But everything changed when I decided to support a friend and try out the skipping challenge. …

On Being a Girl Boss,Staying Sane and Constantly Laughing

That Kindergarten bully doesn’t really prepare you for dealing with haters when you decide to start your own business.Neither does life send you a warning when you decide to wear a crop top and the weather decides to humble you. We all have ideas about how starting a business will be. You have read/heard about…

Harare’s Matchmaker 4

I stood still in borrowed clothes, in an unfamiliar place and staring at Mr wrong right now. How did one night of drunk in pain end up full of regrets and a million dollar question? I couldn’t look away from those yummy eyes that were looking at me daring me to say something. What would…

Harare’s Matchmaker 3

Breakups suck. People who tell you that you can cry and you would feel better are wrong. You just don’t cry and it stops hurting. It’s not like going to the ladies where you pee a while and then afterward it stops. It takes a little time. Of course, there is the denial stage and…